Ted

Ted

DVD - 2012
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As the result of a childhood wish, John Bennett's teddy bear, Ted, came to life and has been by John's side ever since. Their friendship is tested when Lori, John's girlfriend of four years, wants more from their relationship.

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JOSEPH SARDO
Nov 10, 2016

I didn't find it that funny and it was a bit sloppy in its execution of the plot, but it had its moments.

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jillmcswane
Sep 08, 2016

The language is bad. Don't watch within hearing distance of anyone who doesn't like the f word or mf.

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JihadiConservative
Jun 23, 2016

Hilarious

mcmurray777 Oct 29, 2015

I admire Seth MacFarlane for how he took a couple of silly ideas, made them into cartoons on TV and transformed himself into a multi-millionaire. He is now so rich that he does whatever he wants, and nobody ever turns him down. The premise behind "Ted" is intriguing. There are so many directions this could go. Unfortunately, he takes the least funny route.

The animation of Ted is remarkable. You will swear they found an actual living teddy bear to play the part. Which is why it is so disappointing that the movie is, well, just lame. Mila Kunis is watchable, and Norah Jones is, well, let's just say I'll never listen to her music the same way again!

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sunnychi
Oct 19, 2015

This movie is just full of stupid jokes with lots of f words, drugs, sexual, etc... waste of time.

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StarGladiator
Sep 03, 2015

Loved this movie - - full of lewd humor to the max! If you are any bit squeemish and neurotically politically correct to an obsessive fault, this is NOT the flick for you, but if you fought the wars and did the chores, am sick and tired of all those corrupt politicians on the payroll of Wall Street banksters, am disgusted with all those criminals working for the federal government with their penny ante criminal overlord attitudes, and believe the real super-criminals are never being jailed, this is probably the humorous laughing-loudly movie for you! I suspect it appeals the most to those of us from a lower economic background, where such humor is the norm? [And have never been a Marky Mark fan!] And especially if you are sick of those phony crats and neolib-cons who want gun control for America, but remain silent as America exports arms to the bloodiest terrorist groups and dictators the world over, then you might enjoy this!

rauble Jul 08, 2015

This is not the worst film I've ever watched but it is on the list of the worst.

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Vivica
Apr 04, 2015

The Tackiest Ca-ca-PeePee movie ever...Hollywood can be so retarded!!
What a mean thing to do to a beloved childhood icon - really distasteful!!

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ronlan
Apr 02, 2015

Not a teddy bear movie. Turned it off quickly in disgust. It only seems to aim to be offensive. (Should have read the comments below first.)

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munkymunk
Mar 25, 2015

A true Rom-stoner-com. A offensive sense of humor that was hard to tell if it was satire or assholery with so very many Penis and fart jokes to round it out.

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blue_rabbit_2163 thinks this title is suitable for between the ages of 1 and 99

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Alyster_Lozano
May 24, 2014

Alyster_Lozano thinks this title is suitable for 13 years and over

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gorykilla
Jan 26, 2014

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JGhuman
Sep 19, 2013

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DFX
Jul 28, 2013

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shortstella
Apr 07, 2013

shortstella thinks this title is suitable for 18 years and over

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lcreech95
Mar 28, 2013

lcreech95 thinks this title is suitable for 16 years and over

blue_ant_1048 Mar 26, 2013

blue_ant_1048 thinks this title is suitable for 12 years and over

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YukioOkumura666
Jan 15, 2013

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smartman690
Jan 10, 2013

smartman690 thinks this title is suitable for 17 years and over

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Jul 28, 2013

Frightening or Intense Scenes: Some...

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DFX
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Sexual Content: Some...

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DFX
Jul 28, 2013

Coarse Language: Lots of coarse language

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